should i do it?
everyone needs to smoke a bowl, eat some pretzels and nutella, watch some bob’s burgers and chill out
if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
congrats to 5sos on winning their first vma
"dont stop doin’ what you’re doin’"
✹ - I cannot stand you.
✰- I need advice.
❥- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
✿ﾟ - I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
ღ - Wish you were mine.
△ - You are ridiculous.
✾ - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪ - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
♔ - Age?
★ - Sexual orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
✖ - Your perfect girl/boy?
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
im gonna fucking cry look at him
my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.